Its been an interesting year to say the least. I moved Downtown a few months ago to Bumsville with three amazingly beautiful young ladies: Annabelle, Terry, and Michelle. We've shared so many crazy and fun memories in the short time we've known each other. We've all grown into a happy family.
Although I loved living at Bumsville with my 3 roomies, it was hard to not get distracted by all that was going on not only in the house but in Downtown. With all the crazy traveling and partying I've been doing, I need a place to get get away from the wonderful chaos and focus on myself and being productive. Therefore I've decided to move back home to PQ with An Diep (aka Mother) and Drew (aka Brother). I still plan on crashing at Bumsville on the weekends so don't worry I'll still be around...
I just wanted to thank the Bumsville Bitches for their hospitality. In the short time we've known each other, we've really become brothers and sisters... I know its corny but its true. I love you guys! Thank you for the wonderful memories... Its funny because I feel as if we're all breaking up but we're not. Bumsville 4 Life! 143!
With that being said, here is a public service announcement from the Bumsville Bitches:
Hear ye, hear ye…gentlemen of the world. Bumsville is eager to announce that there has recently been a much anticipated opening in our foyer. As much as we will miss our previous bachelor we are VERY excited to see what is new to come to our doorsteps.
We are now accepting ONLY serious candidates who are fully applicable to Bumsville’s standards. The bitches of Bumsville will be fully dedicated and hard at work on their search to find the next “Bumsville Bachelor”! This is the chance of a lifetime gentlemen, so please take advantage of this opportunity.
Here we post an exclusive application to those who are interested in fulfilling this position. It is mandatory for potential applicants to include the following:
• one headshot
• two full body shots
• completed posted questionnaire
• and a short essay stating what impact you can make on Bumsville
Requirements include at least 3 of the following:
• cleanliness
• culinary experience i.e. can make dinner for THREE hungry bitches
• similar eating habits i.e. participating in late night binges
• comedic qualities i.e. can make a bitch laugh
• preferable manly physique
• must be taller than the smallest bitch in the house i.e. Annabelle
• no pansies allowed
• acceptance towards feminine tendencies and lack there of
• no baggage
• able to contribute to household’s electronic collection i.e. communal television and computer
• handyman skills
Questionnaire (Please copy and paste into reply)
1. Name
2. Date of Birth
3. Present Location
4. Occupation
5. Phone Number
6. Email
7. Screen name
8. Favorite food
9. Boxers or briefs
10. How many showers do you take in a week
11. Do you wipe front to back or back to front
12. Do you believe in Santa
13. Favorite song
14. Favorite movie
15. Favorite TV show
16. Favorite thing about Bumsville and the bitches
Goodluck! The “Bumsville Bitches” look forward to those who apply and are thrilled to see who will become the next “Bumsville Bachelor”!
Love,
The Bumsville Bitches
I just wanted to thank the Bumsville Bitches for their hospitality. In the short time we've known each other, we've really become brothers and sisters... I know its corny but its true. I love you guys! Thank you for the wonderful memories... Its funny because I feel as if we're all breaking up but we're not. Bumsville 4 Life! 143!
With that being said, here is a public service announcement from the Bumsville Bitches:Hear ye, hear ye…gentlemen of the world. Bumsville is eager to announce that there has recently been a much anticipated opening in our foyer. As much as we will miss our previous bachelor we are VERY excited to see what is new to come to our doorsteps.
We are now accepting ONLY serious candidates who are fully applicable to Bumsville’s standards. The bitches of Bumsville will be fully dedicated and hard at work on their search to find the next “Bumsville Bachelor”! This is the chance of a lifetime gentlemen, so please take advantage of this opportunity.
Here we post an exclusive application to those who are interested in fulfilling this position. It is mandatory for potential applicants to include the following:
• one headshot
• two full body shots
• completed posted questionnaire
• and a short essay stating what impact you can make on Bumsville
Requirements include at least 3 of the following:
• cleanliness
• culinary experience i.e. can make dinner for THREE hungry bitches
• similar eating habits i.e. participating in late night binges
• comedic qualities i.e. can make a bitch laugh
• preferable manly physique
• must be taller than the smallest bitch in the house i.e. Annabelle
• no pansies allowed
• acceptance towards feminine tendencies and lack there of
• no baggage
• able to contribute to household’s electronic collection i.e. communal television and computer
• handyman skills
Questionnaire (Please copy and paste into reply)
1. Name
2. Date of Birth
3. Present Location
4. Occupation
5. Phone Number
6. Email
7. Screen name
8. Favorite food
9. Boxers or briefs
10. How many showers do you take in a week
11. Do you wipe front to back or back to front
12. Do you believe in Santa
13. Favorite song
14. Favorite movie
15. Favorite TV show
16. Favorite thing about Bumsville and the bitches
Goodluck! The “Bumsville Bitches” look forward to those who apply and are thrilled to see who will become the next “Bumsville Bachelor”!
Love,
The Bumsville Bitches
1 comments:
shit's funny. the short dark one is cute.
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