Chuck Norris Facts

Here's a few Chuck Norris facts that I'd like to share with everyone:

• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

• Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

• Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

• Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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